Da Poet Battle Royale

Holy marry mother of Joseph!

Ok!

Begin!

Do you call that a weapon, son?

If you know what's good for ya, you will run!

Time to inform your next of kin!

Godbless 'murrica!

That is how you win!

MERASMUS! (I'm inside your head!)

Wanna se a magic trick?

Presto, you're dead!

You will not be missed

Dominated, short pants

DISMISSED!

You shouldn't have even gotten outta bed

You want to hear something funny? You're dead

I'm gonna turn ya into colored rain

That helmet ain't gonna save ya

Aim for the brain

All your heads look bloody twelve feet tall

Dominated, ya jigglin' butterball!

Bloody hell, you're awful

I'm actually getting impressed

Nice try, mate

BUT I'M THE BEST!

Ooooh yeah, you're real scary

Dude, you'd get a closed casket at the ugly cementary

This ain't no spell, I am this good

I could do this for money, I don't, but I could!

How do ya like me now, blockhead?

Sorry, time's up, you're dead.

Still think you're funny, funny-man?

It was a mercy killin', ya like in a...

CAMPERVAN!

I'M BACK!

(ATTACK)

Keep crying baby

Is funny to me

My second opinion?

YOU'RE ALSO UGLY

3, 2, 1 GO!

(Mumbling and Heavy...)

You're all about to have a real bad day

Packin' up!

Outta mah way! Outta mah way!

Spy around here

Sentry going up

Giddyup now

To HELL!

I murdered your toys as well.

I'M B(L)ACK!

What did I miss?!

Not one of ya's going to survive this!

Thanks mister

Job well done!

Cheers mate!

Of course we won!

Eventually y'all gonna rustle up some sence.

You know where ya oughta hide next time?

Back in France!