Eminem Big Weenie

Eminem Big Weenie Şarkı Sözleri 
You are just jealous of me 
Cuz you, you just can't do what I do 
So instead of just admitting it 
You walk around and say 
All kinds of really mean things 
About me cuz you're a meanie, a meanie 
But it's only cuz you're 
Just really jealous of me 
Cuz I'm what you want to be 
So you just look like an idiot 
When you say these mean things 
Cuz it's too easy to see 
You're just a really big weenie, big weenie 
Alright listen, I need you to focus 
I need you to go dig deep in your mind, this is important 
We are going to perform an experiment of the sorts 
I'm going to have to ask you to bear with me for a moment 
Now I need you to open your mind-your eyes close them 
You are now about to be placed under my hypnosis 
For the next four and a half minutes 
We are going to explore into your mind 
To find out why you're so fuckin' jealous 
Now why did they make Yoo-Hoo? 
Hippity ga-ga boo-boo 
Psych, I'm kidding 
I just wanted to see if you're still listenin' 
Ok, now I need your undivided attention 
Sir I have a question 
Why do I always sense this undeniable tension 
From the moment that I enter into the room 
It gets all quiet and whispers 
Whenever theres conversation, why am I always mentioned? 
I've been dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me 
Is it just because 
Alright now I, I just flubbed a line 
I was going to say something extremely important 
But I forgot who or what it was, I fucked up 
Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I didn't 
That's just what you wanted to hear from me 
Is that I fucked up ain't it? 
But I can bust one take without lookin' at no paper 
It doesn't take a bunch of takes 
Or me to stand here in this booth all day 
For me to say the truth, ok? 
You're droolin, you have tooth decay 
Your mouth is open, you're disgusting 
What the fuck you eat for lunch 
A bunch of sweets or something, what? 
You munch a bunch of Crunch 'N Munch? 
Your tooth is rotten to the gum 
Your breath stinks, wanna chew some gum? 
Yes I do sir, what am I on? 
You sir are on chew syrum 
Marshall I'm so jealous of you 
Please say you won't tell nobody 
I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just absolutely terrified 
That someone's gonna find out why I'm saying 
All these terrible, evil and awful mean things 
It's my own insecurity!  
Alright now we, we're going to conduct 
That experiment that we were talking about earlier 
Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy 
Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? 
Here's a mirror, notice the resemblence here? 
Wait, let me put these sun glasses on 
Now look in this mirror, how about now? 
What do you have in common? 
You're both green with envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em 
You look like I sound like singing about weenies 
Now take my weenie out of your mouth 
This is between me and you, I know you're not happy 
I know you'd much rather see me lying in the corner of a room somewhere crying 
Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind dying 
There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger than yours is 
Mine is like sticking a banana between two oranges 
Why you even doing this to yourself, it's pointless 
Why do we have to keep on going through this, this is tortuous 
My point is this 
That if you say mean things, weenie will shrink 
Now I fogot what the chorus is, your just is...