Shaggy Church Heathen

If yu tek dis too serious

Den yu really need some church

Dem feel seh true dem go a church

Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living

Mi ah boy nuh go church from how long

Rather sleep tru di mornin' an put on a slam

But mi woman she ah pressure mi fi go confession

So mi decide fi go an kill di conversation

So mi si dung right down beside Sista Pam

Who ah tell everyting 'bout di congregation

'Bout Sista Paulette an har gay husban'

An how she still ah sleep wid di minibus man

Sista Gwen seh she ah a christian

But ah las' night dem ketch har inna Stone Love session

She ah do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song

An' ah seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham

Dem feel seh true dem go a church

Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living

She all ah tell me 'bout di one deacon

Who a drive di big Benz

Ah weh him get money from?

Dats why nuhbody nuh waan gi no collection

See di church roof a leak

Ah wah him really deh pon

Every Sunday is a competition

Mi si nuff a dem a gwaan like dem inna name brand

All di sitten weh she wear come out ah some drum battam

Wid di camphor ball smell

Dat ah nuh new fashion

Den she proceed fi talk 'bout di man dem

Who only come ah service fi look church woman

But mi couldn't seh nutten

'Cause mi know mi ah one

Dem feel seh true dem go a church

Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living

Nex' Sunday caan miss me (Amen)

Soap opera caan sweet so (Amen)

Just light di fire sista

Nex' Sunday caan miss me (Amen)

Soap opera caan sweet so (Amen)

Just light di fire sista

Mi ah boy nuh go church from how long

Rather sleep tru di mornin' an put on a slam

But mi woman she ah pressure mi fi go confession

So mi decide fi go an kill di conversation

So mi si dung right down beside Sista Pam

Who ah tell everyting 'bout di congregation

'Bout Sista Paulette an har gay husban'

An how she still ah sleep wid di minibus man

Sista Gwen seh she ah a christian

But ah las' night dem ketch har inna Stone Love session

She ah do di dutty dance to di Matterhorn song

An' ah seh she get di ting dem from Baby Cham

Dem feel seh true dem go a church

Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living

Dem feel seh true dem go a church

Dere sins don't need forgiving, forgiving

Dem really gone from bad to worse

Wid dem yah careless living, living